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Tight muscles!
Today's 'extra' training was a little more vigorous because I was already sore from yesterday's stamina training. :P
But today is also more fun cause we did tons of tramp. XD
Hehe.
Saw on facebook today that wileen and a 'few' others are mad at brian. Insulting ppl and their parents. IDK....
Nothing much, gonna edit post ---again.
What is Love but the Demon inside
or is an Angel, with play on his mind?
If you ask for a fish I’ll bring you the ocean, If you ask for a flower I’ll bring you the garden, If you ask for a cloud I’ll bring you the sky , If you ask for a star I’ll bring you the universe, If you ask for a giggle I give you a smile, If you ask for a finger I‘ll give you my hand, If you ask for a horse I’ll bring you the herd, If you ask for some sand I’ll bring the beach , If you’re asking for my heart, too late, it’s already yours. By Carlos Sotolongo
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you,
Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion,
That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul,
I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control,
So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart,
And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start. By samar
Some jokes :P
(It's a phone answering machine.)
Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
(Ice Cream Flavour Joke)
The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?"
"Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue.
"Do you have laryngitis?" the young man asked sympathetically.
"Nope," she whispered, "just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry."
(I don't really understand but whatever,)
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says, "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a manager."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."
(Criminal joke)
An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Allen, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Allen,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I
buried the BODIES.
Love Allen
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At 4A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:
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Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Allen.
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